frenemies can do awesome things too
Jason West’s 100 Ideas for New Paltz: YES. Kudos, kiddo.
Read articleI’m a born secretary, OK? (Notes on last night’s Comprehensive Plan meeting)
I was a secretary for a year once, in my one and only stint at working in an office. Technically I was the “administrative assistant” to…
Read articleMonday Miscellany: Wednesday edition
(This most awesome typo in the entire universe might have been written by Andy at Taliaferro Farms, who had a minor heart attack yesterday. Jacob &…
Read articlefemininity is a performance
Womens! Have you heard of this thing called a “t-shirt bra”? I just bought one, and it’s like I’m fucking fourteen years old—every time I go…
Read articleNew New Paltz farmer’s market starts today!
Farmer’s Market visionary (and teller of hilarious dirty jokes) Billiam My pal Anne has the scoop: Hello everyone, The wait is over! The Farm Market is…
Read articlenew Village Board member
New Paltzians, aren’t you waiting with baited breath to hear my thoughts on incoming Village Board member—and now deputy mayor!—Patrick O’Donnell? I felt those vibrations, and…
Read articleI’m just going to call it all right now, OK?
I have absolutely no insider information informing these predictions—merely hearsay, gossip, and what I’ve honestly pulled out of thin air. But I’m going to call it…
Read articleBig excitements in chocolate land!
My original idea for the font of the bonbons boxes was to somehow make it my (deceased) grandmother’s handwriting, based on an old journal of hers.…
Read articlemolecular gastronomy: fragmentary ideas
We all have projects nagging at the edges of our lives, just out of reach. Getting into the magical world of molecular gastronomy is my niggling…
Read articlecan I offer you a chocolate—or some salad?
In the next two weeks, NYC peeps and Upstaters will have not 1 or 2 or 3 but FOUR opportunities to nosh on incredible edibles made…
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