Archive for ‘June, 2009’

frenemies can do awesome things too

Jason West’s 100 Ideas for New Paltz: YES. Kudos, kiddo.

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I’m a born secretary, OK? (Notes on last night’s Comprehensive Plan meeting)

I was a secretary for a year once, in my one and only stint at working in an office. Technically I was the “administrative assistant” to…

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Monday Miscellany: Wednesday edition

(This most awesome typo in the entire universe might have been written by Andy at Taliaferro Farms, who had a minor heart attack yesterday. Jacob &…

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femininity is a performance

Womens! Have you heard of this thing called a “t-shirt bra”? I just bought one, and it’s like I’m fucking fourteen years old—every time I go…

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New New Paltz farmer’s market starts today!

Farmer’s Market visionary (and teller of hilarious dirty jokes) Billiam My pal Anne has the scoop: Hello everyone, The wait is over!  The Farm Market is…

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new Village Board member

New Paltzians, aren’t you waiting with baited breath to hear my thoughts on incoming Village Board member—and now deputy mayor!—Patrick O’Donnell? I felt those vibrations, and…

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I’m just going to call it all right now, OK?

I have absolutely no insider information informing these predictions—merely hearsay, gossip, and what I’ve honestly pulled out of thin air. But I’m going to call it…

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Big excitements in chocolate land!

My original idea for the font of the bonbons boxes was to somehow make it my (deceased) grandmother’s handwriting, based on an old journal of hers.…

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molecular gastronomy: fragmentary ideas

We all have projects nagging at the edges of our lives, just out of reach. Getting into the magical world of molecular gastronomy is my niggling…

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can I offer you a chocolate—or some salad?

In the next two weeks, NYC peeps and Upstaters will have not 1 or 2 or 3 but FOUR opportunities to nosh on incredible edibles made…

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