1) Pussygate 2011 has become so awful and heart-hurty that I’ve stopped reading the whole crap thing. But I did catch that some woman (of course) called me an ugly man-hater who is probs only vegan to be part of a subculture. Funsies! On the other hand, three of my friends have privately emailed me to tell me all about John Joseph’s personal pros and cons (Pros: truly cares. Cons: is an idiot.). Since I can’t stop referring to him as “fuckface,” I figured I should stop referring to him at all.
2) I was going to post this post here, but since it didn’t contain any swears and related only to the biz, I posted it in Lusciousland, but frankly I have more fans or subscribers or peeps or whatever they’re called here, so please go read it and tell me your thoughts.
Love and other indoor sports,
Lagusta Pauline



that’s what she said