OMG! Slow Food NYC recently hosted a talk by the woman every vegan wants to spit on: the dreaded Nina Planck, author of that horrid, misinformed, needlessly inflammatory piece of bullshit about “vegans be’s killin’ they’s babies” in the New York Times! Oh, that just turns my stomach. Oh Nina! You are a piece of chewed up gum pretending to be a journalist, and how I hope many lawsuits result from your crap little article!
Recently The Planck wrote of the outpouring of “venomous personal attacks” from vegans as a result of her article. I wonder why people would think that you’re a FUCKING HORRIBLE PERSON, you vile little toadstool, you idiotic faux journalist, you horrid breeder with scary horse teeth? MAYBE BECAUSE YOU CALLED ALL VEGANS POTENTIAL MURDERERS.
Step off, revolting strumpet! (That’s as close as I’ll come to the amazingly lengthy string of anti-feminist curse words I originally wrote, which were so intense they literally made me blush, sitting here all alone in bed).