A hilarious in joke for New Paltzers (OK, not so much of an in joke)
1) When I ducked in to check my hairdo before searching for audio books, a girl in the age range of 2 and 6 (I’m not so good with kid ages) was in one of the stalls with the door wide open, singing: “I’m pooping all by myself in the girl’s room! I’m pooping all by myself in the girl’s room! I’m pooping all by myself in the girl’s room! I’m pooping all by myself in the girl’s room!” over and over, very loudly. When I walked outside, I noticed a fatherly dude pacing by the door.
(At this point my enemy #1 walked by and I got in a good glare at him—I only have 2 enemies in town, but #1 is much, much worse than 2. All #2 did was write a short story in which I appear as an unfavorably portrayed minor character. I don’t want to talk to her again, but other than that she’s cool…[I won’t deign to comment on her writing skillz]. Enemy #1 once called me an idiot to my face—well, over email—and is so delightfully assholey that I delight in glaring at him every time I see him.)
2) On my way out I went to the same bathroom and when I opened the door I heard a mother in one stall saying to (I HOPE) her daughter in another stall: “Let me hear how you fart!”
My desire to pee completely fled, and I left in shock and awe without hearing the daughter’s response.