Holy hell, my darling! It’s our anniversary already!
Where are you? SXSW, still?
Happy twelve year anniversary! I’m off to buy you some linen.
TWELVE YEARS!!! Remember when we first got together, and we would talk about how we couldn’t wait until we’d been together forever so people would understand how awesome and hardcore our relationship was? I think twelve years is officially forever.
Oh, before I forget: Sula & Cleo & Noodle gave me a message to give to you: They don’t really care about the aniversary. Please come home and allow them to indulge in the only thing they really love in life: sleeping on you.