OK, not for reals. Soon I will be a “smiling woman,” though, because soon soon I will be on a long vacation with lots, oh so many, SO MANY things to say on this here internet space that your mind, my friends (and joyless detractors), just might be blown. Veganism, consumer products, feminism, New Yorker notes, movie recommendations, my god, I have THINGS TO SAY. But first I must “last it out and not come back [here] at all” whilst I go play at being a good capitalist for another five days. I “may be skin and bone” by the time it’s done, you might have to “pick the [chocolate] off me like sticky pearls,” but hopefully it won’t be as dire as all that. “I’m only thirty [one],” after all. And, because, you know, when it comes to my job:
I do it exceptionally well.